To Be, or Not To Be

There are two conflicting sayings in my life right now.  The first, (which has been posted here before), " Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?"  Although this has been the theme for most of my life, now that I will soon be entering the real world maybe I should live by this one... "To be on time is to be late, and to be early is to be on time."    But then another question is brought up.  What do I do if, "I'm not a girl...not yet a woman..."

Dude...I'm late for class.